Mother of the Year? Not me

I am now out of the running so there is still hope for all of you.
Today I was busy canning pears. They were already getting to the almost overripe stage so I knew I only had today to get them done. I set Logan up with some toys and I set to work. About ten minutes into the project I heard Logan whining in the family room. I was covered to my elbow in sticky so I just hollered to him to keep playing. He was still whining about a minute later so I asked him to come to me. Another minute went by and I started to turn the water on so I could get unsticky. Well Logan walks into the kitchen and I wish I would have had my camera. He had been playing with the heating vent cover and his fingers were stuck in it. So the poor kid came walking in with a heating vent cover attached to his fingers. I felt so bad for ignoring his pleas for help.